...or slice his own hand open while shaving (apparently.) you know whenever stories like this come out, like the guy who hurt himself getting his baby out of its crib, or the multitude of other suspect off-season athlete injury reports, it's hard to 100% believe them. but i love lance briggs so i'll let it pass. he's like the more productive, lesser-known little brother to mr. face-of-the-franchise aka brian urlacher.i mean, these guys are paid millions because of their freakish athletic ability combined with their superhuman size and strength. do you really completely trust him when this is the same man who crashed a $350,000 car on the expressway and abandoned the scene? didn't think so.
on a side note, maybe he learned how to shave from derrick rose? something to ponder.
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